Monday, July 14, 2008

This Weeks Craving: Hot Dogs


Oh my goodness.... here comes a craving.... Hot Dogs? Apparently, my mother graduated to hot dog cravings after her fettish with salad and iced tea... (yuck).. So i wonder if pregnancy cravings have anything to do with genes?

Yes this last week has been hot dogs... I know, i know: not good for you, right? Well that is just too bad!

So what exactly is a hot dog? By definition: A hot dog is a type of fully-cooked, cured and/or smoked moist sausage of soft, even, texture and flavor. It is usually placed hot in a soft, sliced Hot dog bun of approximately the same length as the sausage, and optionally garnished with condiments and toppings.

Here is a cute little poem i found online that only i can truly appreciate:


When Herbert Got a Hot Dog

When Herbert got a hot dog

he stared at it a while,

then dripped a drop of [regular] mustard on

and smiled a little smile.

He covered it with relish

which really made him grin,

then spread it thick with mayonnaise

and shoveled onions in.

He splashed it with some ketchup,

as much as he could squeeze,

and tossed on chopped tomatoes

and some shredded cheddar cheese.

He smothered it with sauerkraut,

and bacon bits and beans,

He even added twenty two

Norwegian canned sardines.

He piled it high with pickles

and peppers by the pound.

He topped it off with chili

then he looked at it and frowned.

He shed a single tiny tear

and gave a little pout,

for Herbert hated [regular] mustard

so he had to throw it out.

--Kenn Nesbitt


I HATE REGULAR MUSTARD! I LIKE THE SPICY KIND. SO THIS POEM WAS SLIGHTLY EDITED:)



16 comments:

MumHubbard said...

Like Mother, like Daughter!

Kendra said...

Hahahaha!! That is ABSOLUTELY hilarious! Btw, I am a big fan of hot dogs! ;) *winkz* They are just soo yummy! But.. maybe 1 day you will graduate 2 pickles and ice cream! Sounds even better doesn't it?! Lol

MumHubbard said...

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us, all we ask is that you let us serve it your way........Have it your way, La-leen-a! Just pleeeeeese......eat with gluten-free hot dog buns, for Mommy!!! I love that grandbaby already!

Rachel R said...

That's funny! I remember having the salad craving in my first trimester. I went through a grilled cheese phase too. Oh the joys!!! Have fun!!! :o)

Rachel

Miss T said...

BREANNA! you are making me crave a big polish hot dog from piggly wiggly's...the fair...YUM. Wienerschnizel's Wednesday after church? hee hee

Sheramy said...

You crack me up!!! I miss you lots and lots!!!!

Breanna and David said...

HAHAHHAH! Wienerschnizel's Wednesday after church sounds great to me! Oh my goodness, Adrianne! You are hilarious! You might have to restrain me.. i'm pretty crazy around hot dogs :)

Breanna and David said...

I miss you too Sheramy! I love you muches. I'll be in town on Friday night and all day Saturday i'll be at Strother Park eating hot dogs with the hubbard family! YEAH!

Breanna and David said...

mother, i refuse to eat a gluten free hot dog bun! I would rather swallow dentist goop! I will leave the bun off though! Don't worry- i will take care of your grandbaby :)

Miss T said...

Well, since I'm always late, I'll stop and get you a hot dog, sneak it in, and we can sneakily eat it during bible study since all we do is text eachother all night anyway...I HOPE David is not reading this...lol

Breanna and David said...

ADRIANNE!!!! You can't tell secrets like that! This is a blog! Do you know how many people read this thing?????? LOLOLOL OMW i am in soooooo much trouble! BTW i have to tell you something about Sunday night...... HAHAHA

Miss T said...

well, i'm not scared of Bro. David since i caught him MYSELF. lol! Breanna, why are you so scared? we text scripture and compare them! Nothing to be ashamed of! :oP

ok, please tell me ASAP..but NOT here!

Anonymous said...

Yeah Breanna!! You finally have a craving!! I was really starting to think that your pregnancy was a little weird, with you having no cravings at all!! But anyways, Miss you much!! I love you!!

Breanna and David said...

I love you too Nicole!!! And i miss you more than you will ever know.. I'm beginning to feel like this pregnancy is more normal now too. Last night i went to Red Robin all by myself to get the Garlic Parmesan French Fries! I know that you are a garlic freek like- - you have to try those!

Anonymous said...

Girl.......I have tried those!! Arent they awesome?? With all those bits of garlic right on top! YYUUMMM!!! WELL, those better be ok for you to eat!! They are right??

Breanna and David said...

yes they are... omw... all my friends keeping up on me... annoying!