Friday, October 10, 2008

West Coast Conference Worries

I AM RESORTING TO THE GLORIFIED MUU MUU!!!
What is a muu muu? A muu muu is a loose dress of Hawaiian origin that hangs from the shoulder. Muʻumuʻu are also popular as maternity gowns and with obese people because they do not restrict the waist.
I have really been worrying for a long time about what to wear to WCC. Poor me... When i get ready for church David looks at me and says, "Babe, isn't that a little tight?" I will spare you my response.

I do have a couple of outfits that i can possibly wear. Well i have more than a couple.. i guess i should say i have a few, but they are getting snug on my belly and i cannot tell you how annoying it is. Sometimes you feel like you can't breath because its so tight. UGH! So if there is anyone out there that would be willing to donate a MUU MUU for my cause, please email me pictures first. I'm looking for one that is all black- maybe even red to spice things up a little.. I could always add a flower somewhere on the hideous thing and find some really cute shoes...
Otherwise, i think i will just get one made. I already have the pattern picked out.

8 comments:

Kathy McElhaney said...

You are cracking me up this week! I'm sorry I don't have any muu muus to donate to the cause.

Oooh, and a husband saying anything about clothing being tight - that's cause for murder or at least great bodily harm!!

Breanna and David said...

HAHA! I crack myself up sometimes... too bad about you not having muu muus... oh ya, and the husband thing... not a very pretty discussion (if thats what you call it)... That was just not smart. I think he realizes that now...

Kathy McElhaney said...

If you had time to go to the Block at Orange, there is a Hilo Hattie Store there. http://www.hilohattie.com/acb/stores/3/Store%20Locations.htm

I'm sure they would have lovely muu muu's!!!

Breanna and David said...

Well thank you for the link.. maybe they will ship to me...

Kathy McElhaney said...

Just trying to help!! I know how important it is for we ladies to look our best at West Coast!

Jessica Carnegie said...

Bwahahaha... I sooo didnt think you were going to go through with this muu muu post on your blog. You are absolutely hilarious! You must have gotten your sense of humor from me. hehehe! Love ya

Breanna and David said...

LOL i knew you would get a kick out of this post. I told you i was going to do it... I usually have a hard time going back on my word. So i assume you like it? LOLOLOL

Jessica Carnegie said...

Like it? No, I LOVE IT!