For some odd reason, i am getting bigger.... and bigger.... and bigger.... Everyday David looks at me and says, "Babe, have you grown more?" The first time it was exciting that he had taken notice... The second time was more of an.... "aww, how sweet honey! you noticed!" The third time was when i threw something.Yes, everyone, i am getting bigger. This child is growing out of control. Its pretty hilarious when you have a mother of 4 tell you that she thinks you are having twins. When i go to my appointments and i see other prego women sitting next to me- i refrain from asking how far along they are anymore.
This cute little prego young lady rode the elevator with me and my honey up to our last appointment. I knew she was going to the same place as me because she had a cute little tiny belly- so to make elevator conversation- stupid me asked, "how far along are you?" that was the last time i asked that question. She said "8 and a half months" like it was NO big deal. I said "ooooooooooo really!".... crossing my fingers, hoping and praying to the Good Lord in heaven that she would not ask me the same question.... there was a period of silence... then the famous question... "how about you?" David was already turning white in the corner and having a hard time breathing. It took him a second or two to digest that this small little pooch this lady had was almost ready to be hatched! He looked at me with the most awkward look as i tried to answer her back... oh, i'm 6 months... Now people, if you havent seen me lately, you will not understand why this was such an embarassing moment. The lady in the elevator looked at me and said, "oh". Thats it!!!! "oh"..... That was the end of that conversation.
When people ask me how far along i am- its no longer followed by: "oh, how neat".... its usually followed by: "oh, are you sure there is just one in there?"
HA! I'm just learning to laugh it off now... This child is OUT OF CONTROL! So, i need to come up with a good line to make people laugh.. any suggestions?
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Haha.. Poor Breanna! I doubt you are having twins though but if you are.. you can always give one over to me! hehe! :o) I dont have any good liners for ya.. I will perhaps try to think of some. I love you bunches and can hardly wait to meet this big, little man. :o)
After all your body has been through, seeing you pregnant (no matter the size) is truly a miracle! My sister had twins and you are NOT as big as she was. Jayden is just kickin' back, stretched out as far as your skin will stretch!
No clever comebacks from me, either!
I doubt that there are twins in there too. I have only seen one baby and heard one heartbeat...
Thank you Sis. McElhaney,
That was very sweet of you. I am glad there was someone else larger than me. That makes me feel better.
Breanna you are the most beautiful prego woman regardless! you're going to have a handsome, strong, big boy. I love you so much! you are SO CUTE all the time. always dressed to the nines
Thank you so much Adrianne... You are too good to me! I love you so much :)
Hmm. I am quite confident I can come up with some one liners for ya. Give me a day or so...my smart mouth gets me trouble as it is...
Hi Breanna! This is Kara Milam. What a healthy baby! I'm very happy for you! Just tell people he's a future basketball player. Ha ha! This little guy could grow up to be tall and maybe that's why he's cramped for space. My sis sure was! Love you, and hope all goes well! :-)
Bekki,
There is no doubt in my mind that you can come up with something. You are beyond crazy.
Hi Kara!!!!
I miss you a ton! How are you doing? Are you going to West Coast? Write me back and make sure you tell your family hi and give Kassie and huge hug for me. I dont know if this baby will be tall.. have you seen my husband?
Um, Breanna, I hate to break it to you but you don't necessary have a corner on the market for height. lol.
Oh yes, and just tell them that if they look at you weird again, that your baby will beat up their baby in the nursery. lol (I can really come up with better ones if you want to be a smart aleck, but you don't strike me as the type) LOL
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