EVERYONE has gas! (except my mom)...
Interesting Fact: The average person produces between 1 and 3 pints of gas each day and passes gas about 14 times a day.
That said, you may experience even more gas than usual during pregnancy. So recently i have found myself belching like a coke drinker and have had to extend my skirt waistline to allow my tummy to relieve bloating..Why does this happen? Apparently it has something to do with hormone levels. some hormone relaxes your muscle tissue in your body include the gastro tract. This relaxation slows down my digestive processes, which can lead to gas, bloating, burping, and flatulence and generally create miserable sensations in my gut, especially after a big meal.
i have no idea why i shared that with you all. I just have had it rough lately.
Pregnancy hormones have also been out of control. I was telling Sis. McElhaney last night that the littlest things just make me sob. Because i was in the ER all Sunday morning with contractions (don't wory i'm fine) , Sis. McElhaney told me that she would sing for me on Sunday night. Tears just flowed like a river. For some odd reason that was the most precious thing that had ever happended in my life. She probably doesnt know this, but Alicia also brought me to tears last night. She called my cell because they changed the restaurant we were meeting at from Outback to Islands.. again.. tears like a river- it just touched my heart so much that someone would take time out of their busy schedule just to tell me that we were eating somewhere else. (sniff)
I'm going to mention 2 wonderful friends in this blog who have truly blessed me in the last couple of days- so all you other friends out there... don't get jealous!
Adrianne... your support through this pregnancy has been so wonderful. I love it when you boss me around and tell me what to do (like you've been prego before) and i love how you give me big hugs and tell me you care about me and this little one... (oh boy... my eyes are watering i have to stop...)
Nicole... thank you for putting up with my late night phone calls that consist of stupid pregnancy questions. and thank you for yelling at me every time i call. it truly inspires me to be more like you every day. i hope i can be as good of a mom as you have been to your little monsters :) i miss you :(.... ( more tears... sniff)
ok i have to stop people. i have to work now. i hope you all have a wonderful day today. Pray for me that my uterus cooperates and doesnt contract anymore and that my flatulence is kept to a minimal occurence. (did i spell that right)
Thank you :)
(i apologize for any spelling errors. my mom has to read it first- then she will call me and tell me of my embarrassing spelling errurs- thats just the way it works)

16 comments:
Breanna,
I don't care if you have gas or flood the place with tears - just take care of baby "G"!!
Someday I'll need you to sing for me - but not due to pregnancy (I'd have to change my name to Sarah).
Put your feet up and keep the Kleenex handy!
Love ya!!
LOL! Thank you Sis. McElhaney! I love you so much!
Ohhhhhh Breanna sweetie I want to cry now! WHAT is wrong with you!?! lol. Breanna, I love you so much! that's why I want you to take care of yourself because I know this little baby is something you've desired and thank God it's finally here...you look so beautiful and happy pregnant, you need to follow the doctor's orders to stay that way! and remember, I'm checking in with Mr. Gonzales Jr. on Wednesday or if he's not there Martha to make sure you are resting. I'm praying that God have His hand on you and the little baby! Everything will be fine sis, don't worry. I love you so much. No more tears today! and no more gas blog posts! sick! hahahahaaa
Sis just enjoy that free GAS especially with the price you have to pay just to have some :- ) ugh i meant car gas, to bad you can't recycle it, God has a sense of humor when he allowed that to happen to us! I'm going to have to ask him about that one! If you want to estop it try Beano that's what Adrianne uses ;- )
You are CRAZY, Breanna! LOL LOL LOL
HAHA! Thanks Chan! I missed you last night! See you wednesday, right?
Adrianne,
you know you love my posts so don't even start telling me what i can write and can't write. you rule my life enuf already! My word!...
I am telling you right now you better be resting! and come to church tomorrow I don't like it when you're not there. I love you sis. you listen or ELSE!
Ummmmm.....I am not sure what to say about this entry........I am so very thankful for your best friends support! .....and...... Aren't hormones a beautiful thing!! :)
sorry mom... i know i can be embarassing at times :) I learned from the best!
Yes, we missed you all too! There's nothing like being at 'home'. You know what I mean? We will see you for sure on Wednesday. Take care of yourself!:) Over the weekend I was pondering who I would want to be present in the delivery room while giving birth... crazy... all the things you have to think about, huh!? BTW, I'm not pregnant. I just think of random things like that when I'm bored. Hahaha.
Hi Sissy Breanna!
Adrianne told me just last night (by the way, I NOTICE all her spelling and grammatical errors as well!), that you wrote something very sweet about her, and, as her momma, it touches me every single time when a friend is touched this way by my daughter. It just reinforces in me that I didn't do too bad of a job as a parent! Breanna, being a mom is the MOST challenging job ever -- this job requires God's Help 100%, 24/7!!
Pastor White's message Sunday morning was ANOTHER message from God for everyone, including parents that are not perfect! So, YES, flatulence could be a bit of a problem not only when you're pregnant, but also in mid-life! Just ask my hubby and daughters! LOL!! My word, I could fill up my car for a whole week! LOL!!!! Please tell your mom I'm just crazy, okay! :)
It's so NEAT that you're enjoying every stage of your pregnancy because it's one of the biggest blessings from God, and in your case, a miracle!
Love you mucho! Sissy Chrissy!
Oh and to everyone out there please re-read Breanna's wording. I HAVE NEVER BEEN PREGNANT! I had to clarify that. hee hee
Mom, just don't read what my friends are writing... they are so embarassingly weird sometimes..
Adrianne,
I thought putting it in () was clarification enough! I just meant that you give advice AS IF you were prego b4... duh!
Great idea Chan! That will definitely be a good post!
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